i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
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I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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