She announced her abortion via fbk
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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