I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
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I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
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FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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