Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
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He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
So apparently I’m into choking now
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