I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
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I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
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Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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