This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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