we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
