Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
