all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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