Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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