you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
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