Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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