i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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