he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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