thus making me awesome and them whores
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
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He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
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We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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