K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
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i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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