It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
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This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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