I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
