There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
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I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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