guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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