I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Success! We fucked roommates!
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
