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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
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I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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