we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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