why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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