Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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