Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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