didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
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Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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