If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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