So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Just puked most of my soul out..
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
