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Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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