I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
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Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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