Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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