yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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