don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
i think im in europe. pls send help
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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