And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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