Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
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There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
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you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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