As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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