It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
where am i from again
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
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You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
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I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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