You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
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They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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