hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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