I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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