yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
This is my gift to your gina
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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