ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
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I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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