dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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