when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I wish you could order shots online.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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