walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
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I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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