I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize