Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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