why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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