But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
