And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
He did a backflip because drugs
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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