turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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