stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
