Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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