Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
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I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
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DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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